10 Ways To Get SLAPPED

Okay, here are my 10 ways to get slapped!

1. Waking me up.
Man, I sleep with a Nerf gun under my pillow, TRY ME.

2. Saying Minecraft Sucks.
WHAT?

3.Stealing my food.
Don't touch it, don't smell it, don't think about it, DON'T EVEN LOOK AT IT!

4. Saying Roblox> Minecraft.
Your dead.

5. Saying Twilight is better than Harry Potter.
Shut up! You might want to go to bed, cause your are probably 12.

6. Insulting my mother.
I think you deserve a high five. In the face. With a bus.

7.  Saying SUBWAY is stupid.
Oh I'm sorry, I honestly thought you WANTED  to be slapped.

8. Killing me on a game when I'm on your team.
*slap* No comment. *slap*

9. Touching my iPad (Its actually my grandma's, but I use it).
It's an iPod. Not a wePod.

10. Ah, the final way. Talking to me when I have headphones on.
*dubstep music playing* CAN'T HEAR YOU!

Haha.... dn't do any of these if you don't want to be slapped